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tfln

➸ text my characters
➸ misfires welcome
➸ bring on the crazy shenanigans

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[juststiles]

hey, why not? I've got nothing better to do, no evil werewolves trying to convince Scott to join the dark side.
I'm gonna need a bucketload of popcorn for this.

[slushie]

He'll come to the light and see these movies, you can count on me.
I can be very convincing.

[juststiles]

okay, you've got my attention. what's your grand plan?

[slushie]

Setting a trap. A friend trap. Invite him over to meet your clever female friend, I'll lull him into a calm with my pleasant conversation.
But the rest of the plan is a surprise.

[juststiles]

oh, this I’ve got to see. you are so on, little miss crochet.

[slushie]

I don't do macrame, Stilinski. I play croquet. It's a thing.

[juststiles]

yeah, and I play lacrosse. what's your point?

[slushie]

You called it crochet, love, that's all.
Pfft lacrosse.

[juststiles]

hey, I'd like to see you survive on the field with some of those monsters

[slushie]

I probably could, but then again I can also do without the baskets.

[juststiles]

last I checked, "croquet" is not an impact sport. we wouldn't want your delicate, croquet-playing, pate eating self getting broken, now, would we?

[slushie]

Do you seriously think I'm delicate? I don't know if we can be friends.

[juststiles]

do you seriously think that wasn't sarcasm? you've known me for how long, now?

[slushie]

Excuse me for misreading the tone of text messages.
I could teach you how to play croquet if you're looking for a dainty alternative to lacrosse.

[juststiles]

hey, I may not be a werewolf, but I'm about the furthest thing from "dainty" there is

[slushie]

I never said you were dainty, friend. I just suggested you getting on my level for a little bit.
I mean, I could roughhouse with you if you really wanted.

[juststiles]

okay, how's this. I'll play a round of croquet, you play one of lacrosse. best of both worlds.

[slushie]

Hellooo do you forget that I also play field hockey?
I'll take that challenge, though.

[juststiles]

field hockey is a different game entirely. but you are so on.