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> leona

[clearasil]

The door opens out but I somehow managed to kick it in

[likeamachine]

i'm dating the hulk

[clearasil]

I think you mean She-Hulk

[likeamachine]

okay nerd

[clearasil]

lmao fuck you
Just going for accuracy here

[likeamachine]

when and where, babe
still hot either way

[clearasil]

You just called me the Hulk and now you're coming onto me?

[likeamachine]

you're the one issuing invitations here
but hey you can knock my door down any day miss she-hulk

[clearasil]

since when is "fuck you" an invitation?
What else would you like me to do?

[likeamachine]

don't tell me you wouldn't want to
a girl's heart can be a fragile thing

[clearasil]

heart or ego?
Of course you'd turn a conversation about my own badassery into a sexy convo. Must be horny

[likeamachine]

oh i'm sorry let me bow down and worship the ground you walk on oh badass girlfriend of mine

[clearasil]

You don't have to be so snide
I mean you don't really worship me or anything

[likeamachine]

how do you know

[clearasil]

rly

[likeamachine]

maybe

[clearasil]

I've never been potentially/hypothetically worshipped before tbh

[likeamachine]

well you're welcome then

[clearasil]

You haven't really done anything yet!

[likeamachine]

how do you know
maybe i have a shrine dedicated to you built in my closet

[clearasil]

That's totally healthy
I'm almost afraid to come see you when I'm finished in here

[likeamachine]

okay fine i admit it i don't actually worship you
well i sort of do but
not like that

[clearasil]

How so then? Now I'm genuinely curious

[likeamachine]

you're gonna make me say it aren't you

[clearasil]

I have no idea what you expect me to be expecting