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when and where, babe
still hot either way

You just called me the Hulk and now you're coming onto me?

you're the one issuing invitations here
but hey you can knock my door down any day miss she-hulk

since when is "fuck you" an invitation? What else would you like me to do?

don't tell me you wouldn't want to
a girl's heart can be a fragile thing

heart or ego? Of course you'd turn a conversation about my own badassery into a sexy convo. Must be horny

oh i'm sorry let me bow down and worship the ground you walk on oh badass girlfriend of mine

You don't have to be so snide I mean you don't really worship me or anything

how do you know

rly

maybe

I've never been potentially/hypothetically worshipped before tbh

well you're welcome then

You haven't really done anything yet!

how do you know
maybe i have a shrine dedicated to you built in my closet

That's totally healthy I'm almost afraid to come see you when I'm finished in here

okay fine i admit it i don't actually worship you
well i sort of do but
not like that

How so then? Now I'm genuinely curious

you're gonna make me say it aren't you

I have no idea what you expect me to be expecting

i could actually turn this into a chick flick you know

There's little shame in that if I'm the chick being romanced I swear I won't laugh at you

i don't believe that for a second
but i mean
you know
like the stupid "worshipping the ground she walks on" so in love and junk

“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.” Jane Austen "I can live only wholly with you or not at all” Beethoven And my boy Mozart also said "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius." Though I think Dr. Seuss gets it "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I told you I wouldn't laugh