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➸ bring on the crazy shenanigans

Comments

[slushie]

You're hilarious! You should do stand up. Tell all the weird supernatural puns you know.

[juststiles]

finally, someone recognizes my genius! you should talk to Scott, there are times when I don't think he gets it sometimes. he didn't even laugh at the lunatic joke.

[slushie]

Well, lunatics and wolves- that connection's kind of obvious.

[juststiles]

have you met Scott? I love the guy, he’s my best friend, but the guy didn’t even know what lycanthropy was.

[slushie]

It's not exactly a subject you cover in school, to be fair. He probably hasn't read too many supernatural romances.

[juststiles]

well, no, but there was that 80s movie…
what am i saying, of course he hasn’t seen the movie. he still hasn’t star wars. the guy’s completely hopeless.

[slushie]

But are you doing your job as his best friend by allowing him to perpetuate a life without seeing Star Wars?

[juststiles]

dude, Veronica, I have been trying for YEARS. it's almost like he prefers living a life of ignorance.

[slushie]

Maaaaybe you weren't trying hard enough.

[juststiles]

okay, how about this? how about you come down here and try to talk some sense into him. THEN we'll see who's not trying hard enough.

[slushie]

I accept this challenge!
Is this your way of inviting me?

[juststiles]

hey, why not? I've got nothing better to do, no evil werewolves trying to convince Scott to join the dark side.
I'm gonna need a bucketload of popcorn for this.

[slushie]

He'll come to the light and see these movies, you can count on me.
I can be very convincing.

[juststiles]

okay, you've got my attention. what's your grand plan?

[slushie]

Setting a trap. A friend trap. Invite him over to meet your clever female friend, I'll lull him into a calm with my pleasant conversation.
But the rest of the plan is a surprise.

[juststiles]

oh, this I’ve got to see. you are so on, little miss crochet.

[slushie]

I don't do macrame, Stilinski. I play croquet. It's a thing.

[juststiles]

yeah, and I play lacrosse. what's your point?

[slushie]

You called it crochet, love, that's all.
Pfft lacrosse.

[juststiles]

hey, I'd like to see you survive on the field with some of those monsters

[slushie]

I probably could, but then again I can also do without the baskets.

[juststiles]

last I checked, "croquet" is not an impact sport. we wouldn't want your delicate, croquet-playing, pate eating self getting broken, now, would we?

[slushie]

Do you seriously think I'm delicate? I don't know if we can be friends.

[juststiles]

do you seriously think that wasn't sarcasm? you've known me for how long, now?

[slushie]

Excuse me for misreading the tone of text messages.
I could teach you how to play croquet if you're looking for a dainty alternative to lacrosse.