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➸ text my characters
➸ misfires welcome
➸ bring on the crazy shenanigans

It's not exactly a subject you cover in school, to be fair. He probably hasn't read too many supernatural romances.

well, no, but there was that 80s movie…
what am i saying, of course he hasn’t seen the movie. he still hasn’t star wars. the guy’s completely hopeless.

But are you doing your job as his best friend by allowing him to perpetuate a life without seeing Star Wars?

dude, Veronica, I have been trying for YEARS. it's almost like he prefers living a life of ignorance.

Maaaaybe you weren't trying hard enough.

okay, how about this? how about you come down here and try to talk some sense into him. THEN we'll see who's not trying hard enough.

I accept this challenge! Is this your way of inviting me?

hey, why not? I've got nothing better to do, no evil werewolves trying to convince Scott to join the dark side.
I'm gonna need a bucketload of popcorn for this.

He'll come to the light and see these movies, you can count on me. I can be very convincing.

okay, you've got my attention. what's your grand plan?

Setting a trap. A friend trap. Invite him over to meet your clever female friend, I'll lull him into a calm with my pleasant conversation. But the rest of the plan is a surprise.

oh, this I’ve got to see. you are so on, little miss crochet.

I don't do macrame, Stilinski. I play croquet. It's a thing.

yeah, and I play lacrosse. what's your point?

You called it crochet, love, that's all. Pfft lacrosse.

hey, I'd like to see you survive on the field with some of those monsters

I probably could, but then again I can also do without the baskets.

last I checked, "croquet" is not an impact sport. we wouldn't want your delicate, croquet-playing, pate eating self getting broken, now, would we?

Do you seriously think I'm delicate? I don't know if we can be friends.

do you seriously think that wasn't sarcasm? you've known me for how long, now?

Excuse me for misreading the tone of text messages. I could teach you how to play croquet if you're looking for a dainty alternative to lacrosse.

hey, I may not be a werewolf, but I'm about the furthest thing from "dainty" there is

I never said you were dainty, friend. I just suggested you getting on my level for a little bit. I mean, I could roughhouse with you if you really wanted.

okay, how's this. I'll play a round of croquet, you play one of lacrosse. best of both worlds.

Hellooo do you forget that I also play field hockey? I'll take that challenge, though.

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