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➸ text my characters
➸ misfires welcome
➸ bring on the crazy shenanigans

Comments

[infinitesass]

I suppose I should have just walked leisurely to the kitchen then?

[commandertoolbelt]

aren't you the one who's supposed to be against causing mass panic

[infinitesass]

It was saving the food or your sensibilities. The food won.

[commandertoolbelt]

well now i know what to do to get your attention i guess
i'll just set the food and fire and you'll come running

[infinitesass]

The savior of burning food. It would be quite a nice change from all those other names.
If we're lucky we'll even get to eat it afterwards.

[commandertoolbelt]

hey, don't knock it! all you'd need to do is walk into a college party and everyone will love you
and sometimes a little bit of char makes the food taste better js

[infinitesass]

Ah yes. Just what I've always wanted.
And there's a vast difference between acceptably crispy and ash.

[commandertoolbelt]

i thought you’d approve. the rich kids probably have that brandy you like, too!
also hey i have never burned food that badly okay
i’m a good cook thank you very much

[infinitesass]

..... Ah.
Well.
In that case.
Carry on.
And you came rather close to it if I hadn't reacted. A good distracted chef I'd say.

[commandertoolbelt]

that’s what i thought
you try cooking with adhd and see how good you do

[infinitesass]

We all have our weaknesses.

[commandertoolbelt]

and yours is way too easy to find but who’s complaining
it makes bribing you so much easier

HUFF PUFFS ANGRILY!!

[infinitesass]

Or perhaps, it's just one I felt useful to reveal.
It is after all, so much easier to be led than forcing the way.

[commandertoolbelt]

is that a challenge

[infinitesass]

Would you like it to be?

[commandertoolbelt]

i'm taking that as a yes