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[commandertoolbelt]

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[commandertoolbelt]

i mean we are pretty badass but that still leaves the problem of finding one

[rungreenierun]

I can totally show you things. You just aren't interested

[subject_a7]

i’ll believe it when i see it greenie

[reallywicked]

I didn't think you were the type to give up so easily.

[metamorphing]

You probably just jinxed it, you know.

If it explodes, I blame you. And you should come over to help clean it.

[rungreenierun]

[it's a very long time before he replies again]

how do you take a picture with this thing?

[noimgeorge]

I think you’re forgetting one crucial detail, Tonks.

[subject_a7]

the real mystery of life is how you even survive tommy

[commandertoolbelt]

yes because not knowing where to find a dragon that wants to eat me is totally giving up

[reallywicked]

Exactly. So let's go find one.

[She is probably drunk right now.]

[commandertoolbelt]

if you insist, but it's your funeral

[reallywicked]

Fine. What would you suggest instead? I want to do something fun. I'm so bored lately.

[commandertoolbelt]

i dunno, divebombing the empousai is always good for a laugh

[reallywicked]

That's not a real word.

[commandertoolbelt]

oh come on, don’t tell me you’re scared now

[reallywicked]

I'm not scared! I just don't know what that thing is.

[rungreenierun]

why are we even friends?

[subject_a7]

because you love me, shuckface

[commandertoolbelt]

think vampires, but uglier

[reallywicked]

Vampires should stay attractive like in the movies, tho.

[rungreenierun]

sometimes I don't know why

[commandertoolbelt]

tell that to the girl with the donkey leg

[subject_a7]

guess i’m just that irresistible

[metamorphing]

And that is?

[noimgeorge]

We, the two of us, have - and you may want to sit down, I realize this can be a bit of a shock - magic.