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✧ aerith

[justonewish]

[justonewish]

I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers

✧ henry

[perfectforyou]

[perfectforyou]

Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness

[perfectforyou]

I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket.

✧ ahsoka tano

[jarkais]

[jarkais]

It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.

✧ bellamy blake

[bigbrothers]

[bigbrothers]

i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage

✧ nathan young

[offthealist]

[offthealist]

But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?

✧ heather mcnamara

[lifeboats]

[lifeboats]

I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.

✧ gale hawthorne

[ensared]

✧ leo valdez

[commandertoolbelt]

[commandertoolbelt]

if immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't i?

✧ wally west

[thewallman]

[thewallman]

i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should

✧ megara

[toocliche]

[toocliche]

i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.

✧ tadashi hamada

[newangles]

[newangles]

exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?

✧ anya

[onthisjourney]

[onthisjourney]

Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.

✧ jack kelly

[insantafe]

✧ han solo

[scoundrelling]

[scoundrelling]

Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.

✧ john young

[anaxed]

✧ barry allen

[runawaywithme]

✧ kira yukimura

[foxfired]

[foxfired]

Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.

✧ aladdin

[proudofyourboy]

[proudofyourboy]

Any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.

✧ fred weasley

[noimgeorge]

[metamorphing]

Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.

✧ jayne cobb

[heroofcanton]

✧ stiles

[juststiles]

✧ minho

[subject_a7]

[rungreenierun]

no it was but you compared your dick to a female disney character