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✧ leo valdez

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[commandertoolbelt]

if immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't i?

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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"

[darkinferno]

For what it's worth the explosion was pretty spectacular.

[commandertoolbelt]

finally, someone who appreciates true art!

[darkinferno]

I don't know about that. My kind of art doesn't leave bystanders missing half their eyebrows.

I guess I should also ask if you're okay.

[commandertoolbelt]

it's not art if there isn't some kind of risk, dude!

also i'm fireproof dude of course i'm fine

[commandertoolbelt]

If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right

[reallywicked]

I want to build a zoo with you

[commandertoolbelt]

i mean, we can probably make that happen no problem but
why

[reallywicked]

Does there need to be a reason why? [She's probably drunk as fuck. That's why.]

There's no good zoos around here.

[commandertoolbelt]

wow okay well played
but you know i can't build actual animals right? i can only do the mechanical kind

[reallywicked]

Robot zoo sounds pretty good too.

[commandertoolbelt]

it could be the first of it's kind too
probably

[reallywicked]

Okay but what's the biggest animal you could build us?

[commandertoolbelt]

besides a dragon?

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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon

[reallywicked]

I can't leave you and your boyfriend alone for a second, can I?

[She means it lovingly, but rly Leo. Your crush on your bro is obvious. But Faye is secure enough to not mind. She doesn't blame you tbh.]

[commandertoolbelt]

LOOK
somebody had to show him the superiority of the shovel okay

[reallywicked]

Uh huh. So did you win?

[commandertoolbelt]

it was jason what do you think

[reallywicked]

I think he kicked your ass, but you kind liked it.

[commandertoolbelt]

more like i've gotten used to it. have you seen those biceps?

[reallywicked]

I'm not blind, Valdez. Of course I have.

His ass isn't bad to look at either.

[Faye ur not subtle.]

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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.