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[commandertoolbelt]

besides a dragon?

[reallywicked]

A REAL animal Valdez.

[commandertoolbelt]

excuse you dragons ARE real
just because you haven't seen one doesn't mean they don't exist

[reallywicked]

...can you show me a real dragon?

[commandertoolbelt]

do you have a death wish

[reallywicked]

Maybe? Or I just trust you could keep me safe.

[commandertoolbelt]

okay but there's still the problem of actually finding one and somehow managing to not die in the process

[reallywicked]

I think you're really doubting just how bad ass we are.

[commandertoolbelt]

i mean we are pretty badass but that still leaves the problem of finding one

[reallywicked]

I didn't think you were the type to give up so easily.

[commandertoolbelt]

yes because not knowing where to find a dragon that wants to eat me is totally giving up

[reallywicked]

Exactly. So let's go find one.

[She is probably drunk right now.]

[commandertoolbelt]

if you insist, but it's your funeral

[reallywicked]

Fine. What would you suggest instead? I want to do something fun. I'm so bored lately.

[commandertoolbelt]

i dunno, divebombing the empousai is always good for a laugh

[reallywicked]

That's not a real word.

[commandertoolbelt]

oh come on, don’t tell me you’re scared now

[reallywicked]

I'm not scared! I just don't know what that thing is.

[commandertoolbelt]

think vampires, but uglier

[reallywicked]

Vampires should stay attractive like in the movies, tho.

[commandertoolbelt]

tell that to the girl with the donkey leg