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[commandertoolbelt]

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[commandertoolbelt]

well if he knew how to use tools properly there wouldn't be a problem but nooooo "that's a vulcan thing"
i'm still not a vulcan no matter how many times he says it

[reallywicked]

You could always teach him. Get a little hands on.

[commandertoolbelt]

i think getting my butt kicked in a shovel duel is hands on enough thanks

[reallywicked]

Aww do you need me to come play nurse?

[commandertoolbelt]

oh my gods you would be the worst nurse ever
but you could probably rock the costume

[reallywicked]

Excuse you. I would be a great nurse.
But yes. I would rock the costume. I may have one tucked away from a Halloween a couple years ago.

[commandertoolbelt]

what, seriously? why didn't you tell me that before?! you can't just keep secrets like that!

[reallywicked]

You never asked!
Besides, a girl has to have some secrets, right?

[commandertoolbelt]

it never came up! it's not like i need a nurse all that often!
besides no one wants to see will solace in a nurse costume, eurgh
so now that it's not a secret are you gonna nurse me back to health after that duel

[reallywicked]

Maybe if you ask really nicely.

[commandertoolbelt]

pretty please with a cherry on top?

[reallywicked]

Hmmm
I think you can do better.
But maybe you need some motivation.

[A few minutes later, there's a mirror selfie]

[commandertoolbelt]

i just lost a war of garden tools and you want to make me beg?? i could be dying!

[reallywicked]

You poor thing. He really did a number on you this time, huh?

[commandertoolbelt]

you don't even know! you weren't there, you don't know how hard i fought! it was the most most epic garden tool battle you've never seen!

[reallywicked]

Mmm was there any wrestling? Something Grecian, maybe?

[commandertoolbelt]

he's roman and it was a shovel fight why would there be wrestling

[reallywicked]

Come on, Leo. We both know you wouldn't mind getting a little more up close and personal.

[commandertoolbelt]

what

[reallywicked]

Oh, was your crush on him supposed to be a secret? You're not very good at hiding it.

[commandertoolbelt]

excuse me? since when do i have a crush on jason?

[reallywicked]

Since always. Can't blame you tbh. He's pretty hot.

[commandertoolbelt]

try never
he's my best friend, that's all

[reallywicked]

You can appreciate how attractive your best friend is, Leo. That's not against the rules.

[commandertoolbelt]

i mean i know most girls prefer blond superman to someone like me but that doesn't mean i have a crush on the guy