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[commandertoolbelt]

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[commandertoolbelt]

pretty please with a cherry on top?

[reallywicked]

Hmmm
I think you can do better.
But maybe you need some motivation.

[A few minutes later, there's a mirror selfie]

[commandertoolbelt]

i just lost a war of garden tools and you want to make me beg?? i could be dying!

[reallywicked]

You poor thing. He really did a number on you this time, huh?

[commandertoolbelt]

you don't even know! you weren't there, you don't know how hard i fought! it was the most most epic garden tool battle you've never seen!

[reallywicked]

Mmm was there any wrestling? Something Grecian, maybe?

[commandertoolbelt]

he's roman and it was a shovel fight why would there be wrestling

[reallywicked]

Come on, Leo. We both know you wouldn't mind getting a little more up close and personal.

[commandertoolbelt]

what

[reallywicked]

Oh, was your crush on him supposed to be a secret? You're not very good at hiding it.

[commandertoolbelt]

excuse me? since when do i have a crush on jason?

[reallywicked]

Since always. Can't blame you tbh. He's pretty hot.

[commandertoolbelt]

try never
he's my best friend, that's all

[reallywicked]

You can appreciate how attractive your best friend is, Leo. That's not against the rules.

[commandertoolbelt]

i mean i know most girls prefer blond superman to someone like me but that doesn't mean i have a crush on the guy

[reallywicked]

No, but the way you're always gushing about him sure does.

[commandertoolbelt]

i don't gush about him!

[reallywicked]

You totally do. But it's okay. I think it's cute.

[commandertoolbelt]

name ONE time i've gushed about jason grace

[reallywicked]

You literally just brought up his biceps and then referred to him as blond superman.

[commandertoolbelt]

HOW is that gushing?

[reallywicked]

If I was talking to Piper about your body, I'm pretty sure anyone would call it gushing.

[commandertoolbelt]

yeah, no
he just beat me in a battle of garden tools ok
i'm pretty sure most people take notice of the muscles that kick their butts

[reallywicked]

If it were only when he kicks your ass, maybe.
You don't have to get all defensive.
It's not a big deal.

[commandertoolbelt]

must be piper's fault then
she loves to talk about how hot he is, like he's the one who can catch on fire or something
it's kind of gross