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[commandertoolbelt]

HOW is that gushing?

[reallywicked]

If I was talking to Piper about your body, I'm pretty sure anyone would call it gushing.

[commandertoolbelt]

yeah, no
he just beat me in a battle of garden tools ok
i'm pretty sure most people take notice of the muscles that kick their butts

[reallywicked]

If it were only when he kicks your ass, maybe.
You don't have to get all defensive.
It's not a big deal.

[commandertoolbelt]

must be piper's fault then
she loves to talk about how hot he is, like he's the one who can catch on fire or something
it's kind of gross

[reallywicked]

Must have rubbed off on you

[commandertoolbelt]

yeah whatever
still not gay for my best friend

[reallywicked]

That's a shame. I wouldn't say no to being the meat in that sandwich.

[commandertoolbelt]

you can't be serious

[reallywicked]

I don't see a downside. I get you for the heat and him for those big, sexy biceps.

[You can't see her but she's cracking up right now, Leo.]

[commandertoolbelt]

do you even realize how mad piper would be about that

[reallywicked]

Is that your only problem with the idea?
Because I'm sure we can find another chiseled blond to stand in.

[commandertoolbelt]

oh yeah, faye, the only problem here is that he's dating someone. CLEARLY that's all

[reallywicked]

Well, it's the only one you're bringing up.

[commandertoolbelt]

right because obviously me NOT BEING GAY isn't a problem

[reallywicked]

Who said you were gay?
You do know it's not always so black and white, right?

[commandertoolbelt]

why are you so set on this

[reallywicked]

I'm just teasing you, loser.
Why are you so wound up about it?

[commandertoolbelt]

because you keep talking about it
...so anyway shovels are still the superior garden tools

[reallywicked]

[She'll drop it. For now. We'll see how long that lasts.]

I'll take your word for it.
Are you giving out lessons? Just in case I end up in a garden tool duel in the near future?

[commandertoolbelt]

only if you're ready to lose

[reallywicked]

You sure sound cocky for someone who just got his ass kicked.

[commandertoolbelt]

i'm sorry, did you become a praetor of the 12th legion when i wasn't looking?

[reallywicked]

Don't underestimate me, Valdez.
That rarely works out for you.

[commandertoolbelt]

says you
i think i've done pretty well for myself the last few times